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The Second Annual KHUM Leisure Sport Sextathalon took place in the Victorian Village of Ferndale on Saturday, August 8th. A great time was had by many! Here are the winners:

The Most Important Award Of All, The Sportspersonship Award: Team Viva La Vino (Vikki Rossi and Emily McLongstreet)
3rd Biggest Loser: Team Wham (Zak McLongstreet and Wade Barrett)
2nd Biggest Loser: The Banjans (Nick Twight and John Matthews)
1st Biggest Loser: Team Sexy And/Or Naked Hot Tub (Sean Ennis and Jess McGuinty)

Cornhole

  • 1st Place: Men In Black (Byron McWaters and Jesse Franks)
  • 2nd Place: The Cowtown Crushers (Brett Boynton and Chris Hill)
Darts
  • 1st Place: Sacrificial Pickle (Zeke Smith and Nick Van Wyk)
  • 2nd Place: The Cowtown Crushers (Brett Boynton and Chris Hill)
Badminton
  • 1st Place: Xtra Subvirgin (Rodney Marchetti and Anthony Micheli)
  • 2nd Place: Sacrificial Pickle (Zeke Smith and Nick Van Wyk)
Skwiffle Ball
  • 1st Place: The Lost Coast Lushes (Bert Berg and Kraig Bridgeford)
  • 2nd Place: Xtra Subvirgin (Rodney Marchetti and Anthony Micheli)
Bocce
  • 1st Place: Xtra Subvirgin (Rodney Marchetti and Anthony Micheli)
  • 2nd Place: Sacrificial Pickle (Zeke Smith and Nick Van Wyk)
Croquet
  • 1st Place: Xtra Subvirgin (Rodney Marchetti and Anthony Micheli)
  • 2nd Place: Del Boca Vista Social Club (Andrew Jones and Antonio Llanos)
3rd Overall: Sacrificial Pickle (Zeke Smith and Nick Van Wyk)
2nd Overall: The Cowtown Crushers (Brett Boynton and Chris Hill)
1st Overall: Xtra Subvirgin (Rodney Marchetti and Anthony Micheli)

Thanks to the Mad River Brewing Company for sponsoring this year's Sextathalon.

And thanks to all the players this year for partcipating in the Sextathalon. See you next year!